A City Free Sunday

 Yesterday after breakfast at Bob's Diner I took a long walk in the Wissahickon Park near my house. While technically it's still in Philadelphia this very large valley park is anything but urban. I felt the need to get away from the lunatics, the stroller mommies, the boring new urban dwellers and the masses who can't put their fucking phone down for a single minute. I was able to escape all of those with exception to the izombies who were trying to climb over waterfalls, large boulders and steep inclines and declines with their phone in their hands some talking so loud that I was able to hear them from 400 feet away.